THE NAME: BLENDER WENCH
HOW IT HAPPENED: Well, the wench part is pretty self-explanatory. I
think that pretty much centered around behavior and the bodacious ta
ta's. So, I will focus on the blender aspect of my name.....
Once upon a time, a long long time ago, I created my own wonderful
drink. It was delicious, sweet, sticky, and very very
lethal. The Sticki Vicki was born. With much demand from my
unruly crew, I decided to put this concoction in a blender.
Ahhhhh.... as a result many were merry, many were passed out.
Unfortunately, I was not the best with the machinery, and broke quite a
few blenders. Only to replace them time and time again. In
my quest for the unbreakable blender, I became fascinated with
them. Blenders make everything taste better. Yet, I
digress... at one particular gathering (Luau 2001) the blender ran
dry. There was an outcry from an ever-so-onry member of the crew
(a.k.a. Mongo, Oaha Ulu, Rogue Wannabe...) "We need drinks! Blender Wench?!?!?!"
And so it was written. All was good in the world.
The Blender
Wench was born. |