| "You think that's pain? Try wearing a
corset!" Pirates of the Carribean Movie |
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| The Friend Oath |
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying, "That was f**king awesome!" |
| ya know.... it is going to be a bad
Monday when you wake up to your dog peeing on your back....... November 2003 |
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| When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. |
| When you are blue, ...I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. |
| When you smile, ...I will know you finally got laid. |
When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get. |
| When
you are worried,
...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be
and to quit whining. |
| When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass. |
| When you are sick, ....Stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have. |
| When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. |
| This is my oath, ...I
pledge 'till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend! Love, Blender Wench |
